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On June 6, 1969 at 6:09 I somehow managed to go to the future to watch phantom menace, which contained my favored black character, Jar Jar Binks. When I got back to my home time of April 20, 1970, I attended my Klan meeting alongside my best friend, Peter Chimera. At the meeting we killed a black man on camera for eating our last twinkie by making his anus prolapse with a cement enema, it was pretty hot. Later that night though, I had dreams about the black man, except instead of the black man it was Jar Jar. Jar Jar killed me by making realistic poop inside of my unrealistic anus. While it did make me bust a nut on my dad, who magically appeared in the room, it also made me want to suck Jar Jar's dong.
However, his dick's head had Jeff the Killer's face on it. After I sucked off Jeff, I woke up and found a DVD (that I somehow knew about) of Phantom Menace on my dick with the art having Jar Jar hentai plastered on it, resulting in me drowing myself with diarrhea from my bootypipe.